Archive for the ‘lol’ Category

Sexy time!

This screenshot was spotted on Reddit this evening.

For those unsure, it’s from The Fucking Weather.

Oh Jesus..

Can a fundamentalist get so far into their frame of reference that they don’t notice their “distended stomach” is more of a “giant cock”?
Yes.

I’m Times New Roman.

What font are you?
This is stupid, I know. It’s facebook, spilling over into the internet-at-large. But I was curious, so I did the quiz. Suffice to say I have learned my lesson about taking internet quizzes. (No, I really haven’t).

And who said MS Excel was boring?

I mean, sure it took the thick end of THIRTEEN HOURS to complete, but can YOU do this?

Chemical Dangers.

If you’re of a nerdly persuasion, I would like to bring your attention to the writings of one Derek Lowe, specifically a category from his “In The Pipeline” blog; Things I Won’t Work With.
In those posts Lowe, who holds a PhD in organic chemistry, describes certain chemical compounds of such properties that His Noodliness himself [...]

When a man dances…

I love this little snippet from a 1938 Dating Guide for Single Women.

So the blender costs.. how much?

Anja and I were shopping for blenders today (god, we lead such exciting lives) and I noticed that Harris Scarfe, purveyors of brand-name kitchen appliances at discount prices, seem to be having some computer trouble.
Unless these signs are calculated and printed by hand, in which case whoever does them is missing some vital mathematics skills.

Another Useless Quiz!

AND PASSED WITH AN ABOVE AVERAGE SCORE. B

This quiz was on the excellent funny The Oatmeal. I’m quite surprised I even managed a B!

A sober you, is a bland you.

I’ve just discovered bluntcards!

I’m still not sure what they’re good for. But I did get a few chuckles out of them.

Wonder no more!

It’s the question on everyone’s lips and it has finally been answered:

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